Breakfast Catastrophe

Yesterday morning I had food poisoning, and I was up all night. I went into work a little late, but managed to make it through the day. I went to bed at 8:30pm because I was so exhausted.

This morning when I woke up, I was starving. I hadn't eaten anything in maybe 30 hours, and my stomach was less than empty. I decided to do what any sane person with a finicky stomach would do at 7:00am. I went to McDonalds.

I ordered 2 Ham & Egg McMuffins (no butter) and a small black coffee. When I got to work I opened the bag only to find 2 Sausage McMuffins. And I checked my receipt: I paid for 2 Sausage & Egg McMuffins. So I ordered 2 Ham and Eggs, paid for 2 Sausage and Eggs, and received 2 Sausage McMuffins. A double error!

My life is rough. At least they got the coffee right (McDonalds consistently has one of the best fast food coffees.)