11.3.10

Photonight w/ George





Last night we just wandered around downtown Edmonton for a bit and snapped some shots. This lady (last picture) wanted us to take here photo from very close up, but with a 70-300mm, I couldn't get that close. George got an awesome pic from that, though. Also, the Edmonton Art Gallery architecture is really quite awesome up close; I got the same kind of feeling standing next to it as I do when standing beside a Boeing 747. Go check it out.

9.3.10

Recent experiments in life drawing

Having some fun recently at Harcourt House doing some "dynamic" life drawing. I'm totally digging this "throw way too much ink in the general direction of your sketchbook" style. For more drawings in the full post, click here.

Say cheese!

3.3.10

Creative Causatum

'Cause not much of my fantasmic creations have been hanging around here much... This is the aftermath of a few paintings:
I'll sell it when I'm crazy famous for a cool million.

Also, now you'll have to look up "causatum," just don't look at Merriam-Webster Online because "it turns out, isn't in the free Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary, where you just searched." Should this bother me as much as it actually does?

2.3.10

The Noah's Ark Burger

This is how Ana introduced me to one of her friends. Just watch:




That is the look of a victorious man.


update: haha! exceeding googlepages' (who uses that anyway?) bandwidth for a couple images. Click HERE for them.

$860 a month

If you make less than that, which is actually just under 98 hours of work per month at Alberta's minimum wage (yes, it's $8.80 now), congratulations, you don't have to pay federal taxes*!
Anyway, someone was asking me tax brackets this year, and I didn't know for sure, so I checked them out:

<$10,320 - None
$40,726 - 15%
$81,452 - 22%
$126,264 - 26%
>$126,264 - 29%

*and Alberta prov. taxes are easy: it's just 10% of federally taxable income. So at this amount, you also wouldn't have to pay provincial taxes. Every dollar you make is your own. Also, if you made $12,384, you'd get to take home exactly $10,320 after taxes, which would mean that you worked 234.5 hours for free (which is, of course $2,064, or the difference between $10,320 and $21,384). Obviously, this assumes no deductions nor other (official) incomes and a minimum wage of $8.80. This is a simple example of tax bracket realizations and what monitoring your income versus deductions can do. Because in this simple (and poor, ha!) case, nobody wants to work 264 hours for free, especially when they otherwise only make minimum wage.**

**this kind of thing happens when I'm bored after 6 hours at a library. Luckily I just received the electric-letter from Rollzero, so I can go read that instead.

Observed:

26.2.10

21.2.10

Laugh at my own jokes

Those of you who know me know that I make jokes mainly so that I can laugh at them. If you also laugh, it's just a bonus (or annoyance, depending on who you are.)

Anyway, here's an image (not mine) that I found that is hilarious.
Chatroulette, by the way.

16.2.10

Cover songs

I've always loved cover songs, and lately I've mostly been listening to covers. All of these songs are huge favorites of mine. I mainly made this link list so's I can click it when I wanna hear a song. Now you can, too!

A Perfect circle - Imagine
Originally by John Lennon

Lunachicks - The Passenger
Originally by Iggy Pop

Johnny Cash - Rusty Cage
Originally by Sound Garden

Deftones - No Ordinary Love
Originally by Sade

Sublime - We're Only Gonna Die (For Our Arrogance)
Originally by Bad Religion

Nina Gordon - Straight Outta Compton
Originally by N.W.A

White Stripes - Walking With A Ghost
Originally by Tegan and Sara

Blood For Blood - Runaway
Originally by Del shannon

Deftones - Simple Man
Originally by Lynyrd Skynyrd

Weezer - Worry Rock
Originally by Green Day

Nirvana - Lake Of Fire
Originally by The Meat Puppets
-The original has a kickin' guitar solo.

'Course there are way too many more to list, y'know like War Pigs, Sweet Dreams, 99 Red Baloons, and Tom Sawyer. But most people know those ones anyway. Also both Machine Head and Leatherface did wicked versions of The Police's "Message in a Bottle" but both seemed unavailable.

15.2.10

Math thought experiment

I was just reading Randal's XKCD blag, and he posted a problem which seemed oddly familiar to my "Thought Experiment" from a while back. Turns out there's a wiki on the Two Envelops Paradox. This fascinates me, because I came up with the two envelops thing all on my own (at least I think I did.) Obviously, I'm not going to try to take credit for this... I just think it's always interesting when you come up with something completely on your own (an idea, a joke/riddle, a recipe, movie plot, camera rig, etc.) and realize that you're not the first.

It's kinda like when your learn a brand new word - that you've never ever heard before - and suddenly you hear it, like, four times the following week.